CRYSTAL KELBRAT OWNS A DAEWOO

Yes my friends, this is true. Crystal Kelbrat just got a little bit closer to our hearts with her classy vehicle. Watch out, because Crystal is currently low riding on the streets of Halifax in a smoking red Chevy Aveo made by Daewoo Canada. You can catch her yelling random things out the window such as; "I'M HUNGRY", "OOMMPPHHELIA", "
ATTTTTTTACCCCCCCCCCCKLKKKKK", and "WAITING FOR THE BUS, WAITING FOR THE BUS, DO DO DO DO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOO". If you see this fine little red vehicle creeping around you should get out the way, unless you want to be killed my a Daewoo Lanos motha fuckaaaa.

R.I.P. black talking phone

It was a sad day in 505 history when Malaka's black LG muziq phone was finally laid to rest in Hamilton, Ontario in the wee hours of June 7, 2009 . Malaka had been living with the phone for about 2 weeks with no screen before the phone gave out entirely and she ripped it into two pieces. The phone will be remembered for it's talking features, and that it was supposed to play music but only did so at the most inappropriate times. The phone was very slow and obviously had a severe disability from the beginning, but here on the block we don't discriminate. It's favortie sayings were, "Pobujew", and "New text message, from, SHAHLEEENAAA". The phone was only 10 months old. Malaka is currently in the process of getting a new one, or hooking up the old Motorola RAZR as soon as she finds a charger for it. You may contact her via hotmail as she doesn't deal with any facebook bullshit at ehughese@hotmail.com, or you can send her a fucking Motorola RAZR charger.

Thanks,

-Management