Friday, June 12, 2009

A bar with strippers poles... AND A MECHANICAL BULL


Hands down, best kept secret on St. Laurent blvd. A sports bar named CHEZ SERGE, located at 5301 St. Laurent blvd past Biftek, past Blue Dogs, past Bizou, but just before St. Viateur, Chez Serge offers you a place to watch sports, dance like a stripper on top of the bar, AND channel your inner buck-wild with a mechanical bull. I was too drunk to remember how much drinks were or how they tasted, but it was a goooood night from what I saw in the pictures. A fat bitch stole my scarf, but it was ok because I left with my disco pants still in tact after falling all over the place. The joint is comfy, and greets you with a sign that reads "Bienvenue au Fabuleux bar CHEZ SERGE Montreal" in the typical notorious "Welcome to Fabulous Last Vegas Nevada" sign style. This wonderful place takes Visa, Mastercard, American Express, yadda, yadda, yadda, and is the perfect stop home before the end of the night to get out your last little bit of energy before passing out at home or a friend's. Check out the link for a preview of the mechanical bull set. Enjoy!
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I think they were serving drinks out of jars... SLAMMIN, 'cause thats all we drink out of in le 505

2 comments:

  1. Used to be great, and now it sucks....‎

    A couple of years back, this was *the* place to go and watch the hockey game. A DJ who played music between the hockey action, fun staff, cheap beer, HD TV well placed throughout the bar, and packed with true fans. Now? They have compulsory coat-check of $3 (basically a cover charge - hello? I'm not coming back), the beer is over-priced (you can only get Moslon, and it'll be $6 plus tip), the staff are jerks, and the people inside are mostly useless yuppies who don't know anything about hockey. AVOID AT ALL COSTS if you care about the game. If you wanna glance from your faux-Rolex to the game and get ripped off by a bunch of self-involved swindlers, this is the place for you.


    PS - if you want to reserve a table, they charge you $25 each up front. Have you ever heard of anything like this before? This kind of crass attempt to monetize their caché is the surest way to squash it.

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  2. 25$ not only gets you a reservation at this packed placed but 25$ back in Serge dollars made to be used on food or booze. suck a dick cheap ass.

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