This post just in, coming live from Crystal Kelbrat in her hometown of Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Jessica Kelbrat has recently been seen canoodling around town with her new man, Carvery, a.k.a. Scream Mask. The couple met at Welf-Mart near the pubs, and were instantly smitten.
We wish much joy to the happy couple, may the pubs be with jew.
p.s.
Crystal Kelbrat is also known to be completely full of shit, and constantly has her pants on fire.
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