EPIC SHIT GOING DOWN JEWLY 11TH

Brock Lesnar, Mike Bisping, GSP! This is going to be one of the most epic UFC debuts for sure. Its all happening in Vegas and is going to feature fights from the heavy and welter weight champions of the world. No doubt my boy Georges Saint Pierre will do some damage to Thiego Alves and hold onto the title. GOOD LUCKKKKK boys, get down Charlie Brown

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Will Ferrell performing a lovely Andrea Bocelli ballad at the Catalina Wine Mizer in the movie Demi Fréres (Step Brothers), it doesnt get much better than this.

Lil Wayne is the man

Check out this interview Lil Wayne did with the view recently. He talks about everything from cough syrup to how his grill is ACTUALLY BRACES. He's quite the intelligent fellow, no homo I WANT TO LICK THE WRAPPERRRR.

Happy Birthday Tupac

The infamous rapper would've been 38 years old today. Rest In Peace. WEST SIDE.

BRUNO-JEWLY 10TH

DAMN! Watch this trailer and don't tell me that it's the funniest thing ever! As two people who love fashion we can't wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen in his new role as a gay fashion reporter from Austria. He has defnintely done it again with his new character "Bruno", with every stunt you can imagine from wearing an all velcro suit to Milan fashion week and getting stuck to all the clothes, to camping out with a bunch of homophobes in the southern United states and almost getting killed (for real) when he compares them all to the Sex & the City girls. Seriously, you've got to watch this, the man is brilliant.

HOE DOWN

Beloved 505 family member Jessica had her tonsils taken out and isn't doing too hot. Why she had them taken out? We're assuming too much vodka, but it also could've very well been tonsil stones as the rumour is going around. Either way we're bummed out she couldn't make it up to the 505 with Jewlia next week because of this surgery, we just want her to have a full recovery so she can come up and disco twice as hard to make up for it. We'll be pouring out some Caballero for you hommie. One love. See you at the crossroads.

REAL MEN DON'T TAP

Malaka et Shirlena UFC weekend. Just had to post this oneeee, April 18th, the night we took DOWN Mr. Iceman himself and put him into early retirement. R.I.P. Chuck, love ya man.