BRUNO-JEWLY 10TH

DAMN! Watch this trailer and don't tell me that it's the funniest thing ever! As two people who love fashion we can't wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen in his new role as a gay fashion reporter from Austria. He has defnintely done it again with his new character "Bruno", with every stunt you can imagine from wearing an all velcro suit to Milan fashion week and getting stuck to all the clothes, to camping out with a bunch of homophobes in the southern United states and almost getting killed (for real) when he compares them all to the Sex & the City girls. Seriously, you've got to watch this, the man is brilliant.

HOE DOWN

Beloved 505 family member Jessica had her tonsils taken out and isn't doing too hot. Why she had them taken out? We're assuming too much vodka, but it also could've very well been tonsil stones as the rumour is going around. Either way we're bummed out she couldn't make it up to the 505 with Jewlia next week because of this surgery, we just want her to have a full recovery so she can come up and disco twice as hard to make up for it. We'll be pouring out some Caballero for you hommie. One love. See you at the crossroads.