You wanna check into the Heartbreak Hotel but sorry we're closed

Le 505's favorite couple on again? Amber Rose and Kanye were spotted at last night's 2009 BET Awards lookin' slammin' as always.

Shoes Omg Shoes

Went to Holtz in T.dot the other day and spotted these grafitti LV pumps.Ahhh.They are to die for.You can purchase them for Mamba at the affordable price of $850...but any other donations will be accepted :)

Queef in my pants

RIP MJ

Michael Jackson passed away earlier today after suffering from a heart attack. RIP MJ.You were a little crazy but you will be missed...

New fashions from Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham came out with her first Spring line back around February and the shit looked gooood. This video features a couple of items that she has put out and I must say I am a fan. Definitely looking forward to seeing more of her stuff. Enjoyyyy

EPIC SHIT GOING DOWN JEWLY 11TH

Brock Lesnar, Mike Bisping, GSP! This is going to be one of the most epic UFC debuts for sure. Its all happening in Vegas and is going to feature fights from the heavy and welter weight champions of the world. No doubt my boy Georges Saint Pierre will do some damage to Thiego Alves and hold onto the title. GOOD LUCKKKKK boys, get down Charlie Brown

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Will Ferrell performing a lovely Andrea Bocelli ballad at the Catalina Wine Mizer in the movie Demi Fréres (Step Brothers), it doesnt get much better than this.

This is for Mamba

Tickle me emo! This video was found by Cretchma on youtube and I'd like to share it with all you le 505 viewers. Shout out to Mamba who is in t.o. doing her thing.

This is Jewlia Kelbrat

Walks like a model hands on her hips

Souljah boy meet Halle Berryyy Halle Berryy! This is my new favourite dance and I predict it to go down in history with Souljah & T.dot OH.I was lookin' online for people who could really break it down to the song and I found these guys.They're mad funny. Big ups to my girl Bubblez aka Miss Moira for introducing it to me...apparently it's the hottest thing in NYC these days.

So check out the instucional video at this link & I'll see you in the Club:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot7dfCIuvqM

Review:Andrews

Many a drunken night has been spent at Andrews which is located at 1239 Guy and St.Catherines in Montreal. Not the classiest of places but as Malaka once said,"I never try to be classy". They have great drink deals. For example,5 shots of Jagger for 10 dollars. They definitely have other better ones but I can never remember them.It just goes to show if you're lookin' for a cheap place to drink,Andrew's is where it's at.From the gamblers in the corner to the 3 Amigos Servers who come to grab an after work beer... this place is like a cubic zirconia in a crowd of diamonds and I wouldn't have it any other way. Except that they should bring back Sarah the bartender!

I like it when you call me Big Poppa

It's that time of year again...Where forgetful sons and daughter run to the local couchetard/shoppers for some last minute gift ideas. Big shout outs to Leonidus,George,Bryan "King of the Coop" Lochead,Papa Calkins,Papa Hughes and Peter Kelbrat.Happy Father's Day!

Guessing Game

These 2 former Pageant Girls and 2 members of the DP crew decided to take a last-minute roadtrip to le 514 from the 613 late Friday evening. Drinking began at le 505 upon arrival then proceeded downtown Montreal.

Can you guess which 2 of these 4 Flips ended up as pukebombs for the majority of the night until the next day causing several incidents such as:denial from multiple cabs, vomiting in front of several bars and a crowd of drunken bystanders, vomiting in cabs, forgetting people's names/exsistence etc. ?

505 Drinking Game

This Drinking Game is literally referred to as,"The Game", but what its name lacks in originality it makes up for in jokes.

You will need:
- a box,usually attained at Monday Arts&Crafts chez Cock&Bull...bowls/jars/hats etc. work to
-pieces of papers
-pens/pencils
-everyone's choice of poison(min.1 L wine/Mickey aka Pint per person).

Instructions:
1)Players must write a series of dares on the pieces of paper and put it in the box.Just remember ANYTHING goes
2)Players sit in a circle and take turns drawing dares out of the box.
3)After doing the dare everyone takes a shot.
4)Failure to do a dare results in chugging all of your alcohol in one shot.

The rules of the game are very simple but the results are EPIC.

SHOUT OUT

Even though the Lakers won the NBA Finals '09 last week. This pic was found in the Lost Archives of Leonidas' Laptop so we had to give a shout out to the Lakers and of couse to our man Kobe aka Black Mamba for taking MVP '09.

Throw Backkkk

Mamba's new pre-disco song :)

Lil Wayne is the man

Check out this interview Lil Wayne did with the view recently. He talks about everything from cough syrup to how his grill is ACTUALLY BRACES. He's quite the intelligent fellow, no homo I WANT TO LICK THE WRAPPERRRR.

Makeup trends

Ok, this girl is seriously a geek, but she KNOWS how to do makeup well. Bollywood has gotten pretty big on the movie scene lately and the face paint always looks fresh and funky, here is just one of the many tutorials this bitch does to show you how to achieve a look. Check out the Makeup Geek website to learn how to do pretty much any style of makeup.

http://www.makeupgeek.com/

Time isn't wasted when you're gettin' wasted

So you think you can drink? These 4 men just finished a 24-year long pub crawl last week and made it into the Guiness Book of World Records . They covered 14,000 different bars in
England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland while raising money for charity. These guys are champs!

Review:The Hangover

This movie made me miss you Malaka/Cretchma & INC.Everyone has been raving over "The Hangover"so I went to watch it this past Cheap-Night (Tues.) It's about a bachelor party gone horribly wrong. The boys go to Vegas and after having Jagger shots sans le bomb,everything goes to shit. They wake up the next morning to a tiger but no groom and then the whole movie consists of them trying to find him.Nudity/Asian
Gangsters/Strippers/Jagger/LasVegas Weddings/Borrowed Cars.Yup,it was like watching a 505 weekend. Definitely not on the level of StepBros/Pineapple Express, but I'd still recommend seeing it.

If youz a fly girl...get your nails done,get a pedicure,get your hair did.

Last week I found myself in a bit of a predicament. I was going out that night and needed my disco curls but I had forgotten my curling iron in the 514. I only had my straightener on me and I had noo idea how to curl with it, so like any modern woman would do... I googled that shit. I found an instuctional video on youtube and I got my slam on that night.So thank you thank you thank you youtube for saving the disconight & if you are in le same boat as I was check out the vid!

StyleWatch 613 :Peaches

New Gaga look

Globe trotting Lady Gaga landed at Incheon International Airport in Korea recently with this look, which is quite different from her usual style. Whaddya think?

Happy Birthday Tupac

The infamous rapper would've been 38 years old today. Rest In Peace. WEST SIDE.

Oh fuck, this kid again

This is another young kid doing surprisingly well on youtube
You can find him under BeenerKeeKee1995 and he has some pretty funny stuff too
Here he is doing a parody of Fred's famous video of when he went to the dentist
Jokes!

Fred... a.k.a Chris Calkins when he was 12

This is so painful to watch, but I just can't look away
I won't even lie IT IS COMICAL
I decided to share it with you all
Can you believe this video on youtube has 15,611,585 hits!!!
This kid was on the news recently (CNN!) and they reported that he has THE most hits on youtube. EVER.
Not too bad for a 14 year old
Enjoy.

R.I.P. Grand Prix

ahhhh, it seems like yesterday we were discoing with the Ottawa boys during this joyous occasion known as Grand Prix. Last year around this time (June 8th to be exact) Montreal was bustling with people from all over the world who came to watch the Formula 1 races on Jean Drapeau island. Montreal had hosted F1 for many years before the prestigiouts sporting event was given over to Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates. The event will be missed by all and it is sad that it is not back this year, but it also marks to the day 1 year of knowing the infamous Ottawa boys. Happy anniversary ladiessss!

Festival Mode et Design

YO

so the annual Festival of Fashion & Design kicked off yesterday in Montreal. We have been the nation's fashion capital for four years in a row now and if you attend the festival you can definitely see why. The festival runs Wednesday through Saturday, and you can everything from live performances (like K-os last night), to shows where a designer will make a whole collection right in front of you. The festival showcases many designers such as Marciano, Foxy, Paracuso, but also shows a lot of the local talented designers and includes design schools like LaSalle College. The festival promises a lot of exciting exhibitions everyday from 12 noon until 10:00pm and MANY after parties, it is definitely the place to be this week in Montreal.

BRUNO-JEWLY 10TH

DAMN! Watch this trailer and don't tell me that it's the funniest thing ever! As two people who love fashion we can't wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen in his new role as a gay fashion reporter from Austria. He has defnintely done it again with his new character "Bruno", with every stunt you can imagine from wearing an all velcro suit to Milan fashion week and getting stuck to all the clothes, to camping out with a bunch of homophobes in the southern United states and almost getting killed (for real) when he compares them all to the Sex & the City girls. Seriously, you've got to watch this, the man is brilliant.

CFDA AWARDS '09

& The Winners are...

Womenswear Designer of The Year: Kate & Laura Mulleavy for Rodarte

Menswear Designer of The Year: *Tied* Scott Sternberg for Band of Outsiders and Italo Zucchelli for Calvin Klein Collection

Accessory Designer of The Year:Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez for Proenza Schouler

New Designers who have made an impact on the industry are awarded with the Swarovski Awards. They are also given an undisclosed amount of money with a supply of Swarovski Crystals to use for their next season.

& The Winners are...

Womenswear: Alexander Wang

Menswear: Tim Hamilton

Accessory Design: Justin Giunta for Subversive

HOE DOWN

Beloved 505 family member Jessica had her tonsils taken out and isn't doing too hot. Why she had them taken out? We're assuming too much vodka, but it also could've very well been tonsil stones as the rumour is going around. Either way we're bummed out she couldn't make it up to the 505 with Jewlia next week because of this surgery, we just want her to have a full recovery so she can come up and disco twice as hard to make up for it. We'll be pouring out some Caballero for you hommie. One love. See you at the crossroads.

CRYSTAL KELBRAT OWNS A DAEWOO

Yes my friends, this is true. Crystal Kelbrat just got a little bit closer to our hearts with her classy vehicle. Watch out, because Crystal is currently low riding on the streets of Halifax in a smoking red Chevy Aveo made by Daewoo Canada. You can catch her yelling random things out the window such as; "I'M HUNGRY", "OOMMPPHHELIA", "
ATTTTTTTACCCCCCCCCCCKLKKKKK", and "WAITING FOR THE BUS, WAITING FOR THE BUS, DO DO DO DO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOO". If you see this fine little red vehicle creeping around you should get out the way, unless you want to be killed my a Daewoo Lanos motha fuckaaaa.

Jessica Kelbrat's Mr. New Booty

This post just in, coming live from Crystal Kelbrat in her hometown of Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Jessica Kelbrat has recently been seen canoodling around town with her new man, Carvery, a.k.a. Scream Mask. The couple met at Welf-Mart near the pubs, and were instantly smitten.

We wish much joy to the happy couple, may the pubs be with jew.

p.s.

Crystal Kelbrat is also known to be completely full of shit, and constantly has her pants on fire.

I’m here to elevate, I’ll be floating in outer space now

Usually not into K-os that much cuz they kill it on the radio,but this song is pretty tight...

Style Watch: Ottawa

Dee & Mickey spotted at the Rideau Center.

Mamba goes Gaga

Okay, so I'm not gonna lie.I was straight playa-hatin' on the bitch until I watched this interview...

We SLAM, soooo hard

Here in le 505 we support your slamminism, it's a way of life. What can I really say? If you feel like you slam hard enough, then get down Charlie Brown, we support jew. Send in your slammin pictures and we'll give you a shout out.

MURSES

A man purse, also known as a "Murse", is a hot commodity in men's fashion today. They can be spotted on all different kinds of men, from straight, emo, metro, and even to this fagala right here. Simon's in downtown Montreal carries some very good ones, or you can go with the traditional Lacoste or Louis Vuitton. Murses have been popping up everywhere lately and honestly, Snoop has one? Ya gotta get one. I predict men skirts will make a comeback next... We'll get the 505 fagala to try out the trend soon.

OFFICIAL VEHICLE OF LE 505

DAEWOO MOTHA FUCKAAA.

Classic car, inspired by the Cheech & Chong movie of our generation, Pineapple Express. If you haven't watched it, I strongly suggest you do so. Immediately.

Not just for the Stoners

Tobacco deaths per year:Over 450,000. Alcohol deaths per year: Nearly 100,000. Deaths by Marijuana:0. Considering these facts,why is it that in 2006 nearly 800,000 people were arrested in the States for pot yet alcohol and tobacco are legal government controlled substances? This one is definitely an eye opener."The Union:The business behind getting high" came out in 2007. It's a documentary that follows filmmaker,Adam Scorgie, on how an illegal industry can function while being illegal. He also covers other marijuana-related subjects such as the health benefits of pot .I urge you to watch this film, specially if you are anti-4/20...it will change your perspective on things.

You can watch this film for free at the following link:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9077214414651731007

Style Watch: Ottawa

The always fashionable Fahad spotted at the National Arts Center.

Speaking of birthday sex...

Everyone's favorite Fashionistas/Skinny Bitches turn 23 today. It seems like just yesterday they fully took over multi-million dollar company Dualstar. Happy Birthday ladies!

Don't need candles or cake.Just need your body to make good...

Birthday Sex by Jeremih. If you haven't already heard this jam then get on it. Even if it ain't your birthday it'll have you singing :) Also, check out the heels the video hoe rocks in the first scene...to die for!

Get down girl go 'head Get downnn

If you like to get down to Hip-hop music then Diesel is the place to be. But if you can't handle a crowded area, then you better keep on steppin'... The venue is pretty small so you gotta hold your own, but other then that it guarantees a bumpin' night. We got there around midnight and there wasn't a mad lineup, which is pretty rare when it comes to Ottawa nightlife. Then it was off to the bar for some Gin and Tonics with a side of Tequila. With Mamba you know what comes next...the dance floor of course! A little rendez-vous with some oldschool jamz from Biggie and Usher and it was off to Chinatown for some 5am Pho. So if you're in Ottawa check it out.It's located on the corner of Elgin and Gladstone.

REAL MEN DON'T TAP

Malaka et Shirlena UFC weekend. Just had to post this oneeee, April 18th, the night we took DOWN Mr. Iceman himself and put him into early retirement. R.I.P. Chuck, love ya man.

Brotha from anotha motha

Mr. Don Juan himself

R.I.P. black talking phone

It was a sad day in 505 history when Malaka's black LG muziq phone was finally laid to rest in Hamilton, Ontario in the wee hours of June 7, 2009 . Malaka had been living with the phone for about 2 weeks with no screen before the phone gave out entirely and she ripped it into two pieces. The phone will be remembered for it's talking features, and that it was supposed to play music but only did so at the most inappropriate times. The phone was very slow and obviously had a severe disability from the beginning, but here on the block we don't discriminate. It's favortie sayings were, "Pobujew", and "New text message, from, SHAHLEEENAAA". The phone was only 10 months old. Malaka is currently in the process of getting a new one, or hooking up the old Motorola RAZR as soon as she finds a charger for it. You may contact her via hotmail as she doesn't deal with any facebook bullshit at ehughese@hotmail.com, or you can send her a fucking Motorola RAZR charger.

Thanks,

-Management

A bar with strippers poles... AND A MECHANICAL BULL

Hands down, best kept secret on St. Laurent blvd. A sports bar named CHEZ SERGE, located at 5301 St. Laurent blvd past Biftek, past Blue Dogs, past Bizou, but just before St. Viateur, Chez Serge offers you a place to watch sports, dance like a stripper on top of the bar, AND channel your inner buck-wild with a mechanical bull. I was too drunk to remember how much drinks were or how they tasted, but it was a goooood night from what I saw in the pictures. A fat bitch stole my scarf, but it was ok because I left with my disco pants still in tact after falling all over the place. The joint is comfy, and greets you with a sign that reads "Bienvenue au Fabuleux bar CHEZ SERGE Montreal" in the typical notorious "Welcome to Fabulous Last Vegas Nevada" sign style. This wonderful place takes Visa, Mastercard, American Express, yadda, yadda, yadda, and is the perfect stop home before the end of the night to get out your last little bit of energy before passing out at home or a friend's. Check out the link for a preview of the mechanical bull set. Enjoy!

p.s.

I think they were serving drinks out of jars... SLAMMIN, 'cause thats all we drink out of in le 505

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zk7qjFlHz4

You want to look like Britney, eh?

Look no further kids. Craigslist.com provides the 505 with many essentials; jobs for when we need to put in work, housing for when we are getting evicted, erotic services for... anyways, now it is offering the 505 (and possibly you) the opportunity to be an r-rated video ho! That's right, if you saw the video for "Gimme More" and were jealous then here is your opportunity to strut your stuff. Female models are needed in the greater Mtl area to perform pole tricks in an upcoming hip-hop video. If you are interested, click on the link below. Good luck and see you at the try-outs!
http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/tfr/1217023231.html

505s & Heartbreak

WTF has the world come to?!?! It was a sad day for the 505 when we found out that power couple Amber Rose and Kanye West broke up. After weeks of not being spotted together, Kanye's rep confirmed the break-up on June 10th. The couple had been turning heads together since January. They definitely will be missed and hopefully Amber Rose will not fall off the radar. She should just pull an Angelina on Jay-z & Beyonce. I mean, who will Malaka turn to for disco-outfit inspiration?

I know you like my style but get your hands outta my pants

So this song has been on the 505 scene for a few months now, but I thought it needed a shout-out since it's such a classic. We can really relate to this one. Everyone knows hard life is when you're this ridiculously good looking.

It's le 505 bitchesss

Oh hayyy...

Welcome to the 505 blog. It consists of all things Slammin'... from the wild streets of Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto and everywhere in between and beyond. We give you an in depth look at our current obsessions/inspirations, what's poppin' on the party scene, what music is bumpin' when the heels hit the table and most importantly what's hot when it comes to fashion.

This Blog is brought to you by the 505 aka Malaka and Mamba aka the artists formerly known as members of the Block.You've probably seen the two yelling things such as,"Jaggerbombs!" and more recently "I just killed you with my Dae-woo!" in a city near you*ahem*Mtl,Hamilton,Vermont,Toronto,NYC*ahem*. They are usually accompanied by a Fagella carying a murse or a skinny little boner named Tsunami.

The two met at the infamous College Lasalle Montreal in the fashion design program and their friendship started to grow at such fine establishments like Tokyo and Biftheque. Their love for Fashion,Music,Caballero and most importantly themselves is what brought them together and brings you this blog. So enjoy and if you see them on the streets don't be afraid to say what's up. They won't bite,but they might make you drink tequila and throw you onto a moving car :)